The drama that is Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen’s custody battle continued yesterday as Richards filed documents in superior court to “protect her children from Sheen.” Richards apparently has a problem with Sheen dating underage girls and using the internet as his Neverland Ranch. People reports:
She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children,” says lawyer Neal Raymond Hersh. “This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise’s shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children.”…Sheen angrily responded, saying that Richards “behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching.”
Charlie may have murdered porn star Chloe Jones, and Denise Richards stole her best friend’s husband, so it’s clear these two may not be the best at making life choices. Either way, these two kids will have purple hair and cut marks by the time they’re 15, so who cares who they live with? The judge should just let these kids go on some kind of Japanese game show. The winner gets shot out of a cannon into a lion pit, and the loser gets to pick which one of these idiots she wants to live with.
Charlie with his daughter and fiancee last month:
NSFW Denise Richards: