Despite false reports to the contrary, a judge ruled today that Britney Spears’ 50/50 custody arrangement with K-Fed will remain intact. However,
The judge in the Britney Spears custody battle found that “there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney). ” The judge has ordered Britney “to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol.” Testing will be conducted randomly twice a week.
According to [the] judge’s order, no changes were made yesterday in the custody arrangement. As we first reported, custody is split 50/50 between Britney and K-Fed. He wants to change it to 70/30 in his favor.
The documents underscore the bitterness in the custody battle. Judge Scott Gordon ruled that “Each party is restrained from making derogatory remarks about the other party and the other party’s family or significant other…”
The judge also prohibits Brit and K-Fed from “using corporal punishment with the minor children and from allowing anyone else to do so.”
The judge also ordered the battling parents “to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.” The order continues, “Each party is ordered to complete the PARENTING WITHOUT CONFLICT program.”
The judge went on, “Neither party shall consume alcohol, or other non-prescription controlled substance during or for the 12 hours immediately preceding any period such party is responsible for the health and safety of the minor children.“
In addition to the co-parenting counseling classes, the judge also ordered Britney Spears to meet separately with a parenting coach a minimum of eight hours a week. The coach must observe Britney’s interactions with her children and provide progress reports to the court. But good luck getting dumb ass Britney to understand the severity of this situation. I heard when she received these legal documents, Britney rolled her kids in the papers and smoked them.
Here’s Britney walking around outside her house in a bra and underwear yesterday while her ex-bodyguard was telling the world what a skank she is:
Note: Before everyone goes nuts over that “corporal punishment” stuff, those are very typical and standard orders in custody battles where the parenting skills of one and/or both parents are in question.
Update: The pictures above were dated yesterday, but the ones below are dated today, so I have no idea what’s going on other than the fact that Britney LOVES Haagen-Dazs.