Rod Stewart’s Kids Suck

Rod Stewart’s marriage to Alana Stewart produced Kimberly Stewart (birth name: Alana Kimberly Stewart) and Sean Stewart, both of whom in their short lives have proven themselves to be entitled assholes. Sean Stewart can’t keep his hands to himself, and a lawsuit was filed this week for one of at least two reported incidents.

Refoua’s lawyer, Sean Bral, said his client was beaten up January 5, 2006, by a group including Stewart after accidentally bumping into the singer’s son at Hollywood’s LAX nightclub. The melee followed an argument between Refoua and Stewart, who had a bodyguard with him, Bral said. “The next thing you know, he gets punched in the face and he’s getting punched by Stewart and his bodyguard and whoever it was who was with him,” he said. Refoua, who is in his 20s, suffered a fractured nose and other injuries, Bral said. The lawsuit seeks unspecified general, special and punitive damages.”

The lawsuit comes about two months after Stewart, one of the stars of the A&E reality show “Sons of Hollywood,” was arrested in a separate attack on a couple outside a Hollywood Hills party. The couple said they were in a truck in April when Stewart and others confronted them and began punching and throwing bricks at them and the vehicle. Stewart has pleaded not guilty to felony charges in the case. He remains free on $60,000 bail pending a hearing Monday.”

I was going to make fun of this guy for getting beat up by that little weasel, Sean Stewart (who has his own name tattooed on himself, sealing his douche-fate for life), but then I remembered the “and his bodyguard” part up there. It takes a real brave wuss to not only walk around with a bodyguard when he’s C-list at best, but also team up on one guy who accidentally bumped into him. Wait, Kimberly Stewart’s real name is “Alana?” Her mother named her daughter after herself? Is conceit flammable? Because if so, I’d recommend inviting this family to a lot of bonfires, and using Kimberly Stewart’s bony ass for kindling.

Obligatory Kimberly Stewart pictures:


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