It goes without saying that Ben Affleck is a complete tool and really doesn’t deserve to be as famous as he is, but you can’t really deny that Matt Damon is cool as hell. He’s a great actor, you never hear anything about him on sites like this, he married some normal bartender chick, and to top it all off, he plays the colon-stomping badass, Jason Bourne. Like he does in this spoof on Jimmy Kimmel Live. But instead of searching for his unknown past, he slaps around a Mexican guy. And believe me, it is as fun as it looks.
Note: Relax, I was kidding.
Matt on August 6th: