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Here is the first picture to hit the Net of Lindsay Lohan off the grounds of her new rehab vacation at the Cirque Lodge. According to TMZ, she was working out at Gold’s Gym then bought a $20 bottle of spray-on tan and “several $16 dollar” trips to cook her cheetah skin in some tanning beds. I should go into how she should stop smoking, never leave the rehab center and just do some yoga in her room, and how she should not exacerbate the damage to her delicate ginger complexion, but I’m not here to preach. I’m here to say she’ll still be a coked-out talentless whore when she gets out of rehab. Because she is, and she will.
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Image and story thanks to TMZ