Jessica Alba is on Set



Here’s Jessica Alba on the set of her new movie The Eye, and according to my powers of deduction, it looks like she plays a blind person. My faith is important to me, so I only ask God for the important stuff like winning Powerball and to kill that guy who cut me off yesterday, but if he could make Jessica Alba blind in real life and erase her memory, that would be cool. Because nothing would be better than dating Jessica Alba when she doesn’t realize she’s Jessica Alba. I’d tell her that it’s ok, because even after her shark attack I still think she’s beautiful even if nobody else will, and that I only dress her up as Daisy Duke and Xena to help her get back her self-esteem.

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