Jenna Jameson, who starred in such films as Cum One Cum All and 3 Into Jenna, recently had her breast implants removed because…wait for it… she was shy. Jenna, 33, went from a goddess-like D to a C. She also decided to retire from porn. She says:
When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”…Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”
I don’t know if Jenna Jameson is trying win some kind of bet or what, but she’s getting uglier by the day. Not only does she weigh about 80 pounds and looks like the carver at Boston Market did the work on her face, she thought it would be a good idea to do this. I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I’m almost positive that I’d rather fuck an ant hill.
I miss this Jenna (NSFW):