[Gallery not found]
If you’re a pedophile, sorry dude, Hayden Panettiere turned 18 today. Good news is she still looks 11, so don’t let this day get you down! You really need to read my copy of Life’s Little Instruction Book, dude. It taught me that “when your dog dies, frame its collar and put it in a window facing west.” Oh God, I know! I don’t know what I’d do without it!
Hayden last night at LAX. That THING behind Hayden is supposedly her mother: