Elle MacPherson is a Cougar

I’m usually too busy stomping the yard to do any traveling, so it’s no surprise that I’ve never been to Australia. I don’t know which beach Elle McPherson is on, because the only thing I am trying to figure out is how in the hell she is still so ridiculously gorgeous. She was hot when I was in the seventh grade and she’s still getting it done at 43. This may be the thing that finally makes me reflect on my life. My mom says I only date 19 year olds because I’m empty inside.

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