OK! is reporting that Elisha Cuthbert and New York Ranger’s left wing, Sean Avery, have broken up after almost two years together. Avery, was apparently so distraught over the break up that he decided it would be a good idea to have sex with Paris Hilton.
One pal of the ex couple says it was Elisha who pulled the plug on the relationship. But don’t feel bad for Sean, who didn’t appear to be brokenhearted about the breakup when he was spotted hitting on Elisha’s good friend Paris Hilton at the LG House in Malibu on Aug. 26. A partygoer tells OK!, “When you asked Sean where Elisha was he shrugged his shoulders and said they had broken up.” But for all his attempts at wooing the recent jailbird, Sean was not able to convince Paris to leave with him, saying she wouldn’t do that to Elisha and walked away. Pals of the couple are left scratching their heads and one friend of Elisha’s says they’re hoping the two can work it out. “She’s a serial monogamist, jumping from one relationship to another.”
Trying to bang Paris Hilton after two years on top of Elisha Cuthbert? Yeah, that makes sense. He should have just gone in the house and humped the garbage disposal. It’s basically the same thing.