Donald Trump tells Page Six that he is currently in talks with Britney Spears about appearing on his upcoming reality show, Celebrity Apprentice. Trump claims that Paris Hilton has also expressed interest and that he is also planning to put an offer out to Lindsay Lohan. Page Six reports:
“We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a fucking mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.” Hilton, he adds, “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.” And Lohan? “Another fucking mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do … for all of them,” he says.”
Yeah, this is totally going to work. Because the first two people I think of when I think “corporate executive” are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Good luck on trying to get these idiots to accomplish a task. Trump could send them to manage a hotel and they’d come back covered in tar and feathers and smoke coming out their hair.
Britney leaving her divorce lawyer’s office last week: