I swear to God I’m going to convert to Hinduism and throw myself in front of a truck, then cross my fingers and pray that I come back as Bruce Willis. This dude is 52 years old and has banged some of the hottest chicks on earth. Now, it looks like his vagina train has stopped at Karen McDougal, 1998’s Playmate of the Year. I have no idea what it’s gonna be like at Bruce’s funeral, but I think they should cut off his penis and put in on one of those velvet pillows and drive it around in a parade car.
Bruce Willis and Karen McDougal in Italy on August 7th:
Here’s Karen McDougal naked, if you’re interested (NSFW):