Britney Spears’ New Music Sucks Ass



Britney Spears will debut her new single Gimme More at this year’s MTV VMAs, and if you thought that it couldn’t get any worse, it just did. New York Daily News reports:

The new dance track meant to resurrect the pop tart’s stale career is out, and it begins with a defiant declaration: “It’s Britney, bitch.”…The paparazzi magnet plans to appear Sept. 9 on the MTV Video Music Awards, where “Mindfreak” magician Criss Angel will use his best illusions to try to conjure up a comeback for her. Angel will guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times, a source told the Daily News yesterday. Other dancers in the complicated number are being called upon to harness up for simulated flight, the source said.”

Well, you really don’t have to guess if this piece of crap is going to be lip-synced or not. It is. Not that it matters, because even with the producer’s magic wand, Britney’s voice still sounds like one of Michael Vick’s dogs after it lost a fight. I was going to post the lyrics, but then I realized I’d have to listen to it again. Sorry, but I’d rather hear the audio of me being set on fire.

Note: In case you didn’t know, producer Tricky Stewart wrote Rihanna’s #1 hit, Umbrella, for Britney, but Britney couldn’t be bothered to return his calls.

Listen to Britney’s Gimme More after the jump…

Listen to Britney’s Cold as Fire after the jump…



Update: Yes, the cigarette was lit…

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