Britney Spears is Still a Wonderful Mother



Britney Spears’ custody battle hit a new low today when her lawyer had to go to court and try and hide the fact that Britney sucks at life, and parenting. TMZ reports:

An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present — Britney’s lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court. We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we’re told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation. A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for Sept. 4, which will be a follow up to today’s appearance. A rep for Britney did not immediately return our request for comment.”

TMZ updates with the following:

Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids.”

Well, at least they’re not investigating the kids’ smoking habits and drinking habits, too. It’s nice to know those nosy bastards at DCFS know where to draw the line.

Here’s Britney being Britney this weekend:

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