Britney Spears is an Excellent Driver



It takes a special kind of stupid to hit a parked car, but if anyone could pull it off, it’s Britney Spears. Driving with one hand, because she was carrying her dog, her dumb ass hit a parked station wagon outside a Studio City vitamin store then left without telling the owner. Although not before checking the damage of her own car. Which, if God were just, would be the one that the hillbillies loaded up and moved to Beverly with.


Barney at the scene:

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By todd, August 07, 2007 65 comments