Angelina Jolie is Cruel



In a interview with the French magazine, Public, Angelina Jolie says that once she fell in love with Brad she stopped engaging in S&M and having sex with women. Damn. The Sun says:

The 32-year-old actress has admitted bedding women in the past – and using knives during sex. She said: “I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”

Jesus, Brad can’t be happy about this. He spends all his time in African mud huts and tree villages looking for new kids and he can’t even see Angelina make out with girls. Four years ago, Angelina could only come while doing reverse cowgirl in a tiger cage. Now, the only time Brad can get excited is when it’s not “missionary week.”

Angelina on the set of Wanted yesterday in Chicago:

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