Suge Knight is a Biter



Entourage star(?) Kevin Connolly was left bleeding after play wrestling with degenerate thug Suge Knight at Lebron James’ ESPY Awards after party last Wednesday. NY Daily News says:

Kevin and Suge were wrestling and Suge literally bit Kevin’s finger,” says a witness. “He was bleeding everywhere.” Was Kevin fighting back? “No way! He was too busy bleeding.”…”Kevin didn’t seem too upset,” says the spy, “although he must have been in tons of pain.”

Just to put this in perspective, Kevin Connolly looks like a 5th grader and Suge Knight looks like The Thing in a baby blue track suit. Instead of “play fighting,” Suge was more than likely swatting this guy around the room like a cat with a balled up piece of paper. But whatever, Suge tries to come across like a bad ass so much, he’s probably a pussy in real life. Like he’s afraid of bunnies or he keeps a night light in his bathroom.

Fun fact: Suge Knight was seen earlier that night getting a lap dance from Paris Hilton. Man, Suge’s on top of the world!

Paris surfing(?) a few days ago:

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By todd, July 19, 2007 20 comments