Scarlett Johansson Isn’t a Porn Star




God insists on punishing us with fake news this week, and today is no different now that Scarlett Johansson says she isn’t playing porn star Jenna Jameson in the film version of her best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Numerous reports claimed Scarlett accepted the role yesterday, but apparently not. People reports:

Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project,” says a rep for the actress. “She also has no interest in playing this role.”…Speaking with PEOPLE at the Comic Con convention in San Diego this weekend, Jameson, 33, said she was smitten with the 22-year-old Johansson after seeing her Golden Globe-nominated turn in the 2003 film Lost in Translation…”I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy,” Jameson said. “I was like, ‘This girl could play me.’”

I almost started crying until I realized this movie is being made by Hollywood. So it’s basically gonna be a movie about porn without any actual porn. There’s no telling what Hollywood might do. Jenna Jameson might end up being played by a gay dude or we’ll learn that when she wasn’t stripping she was a government assassin or a Transformer.

Scarlett Johansson performing with the Pussycat Dolls:

Jenna Jameson before she messed up her face (NSFW):

Note: Jessica Simpson was also reportedly offered this role, but her Daddy turned it down for her. Yeah, because the one thing she’s famous for is her uncanny ability to attach herself to quality projects.

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By todd, July 31, 2007 28 comments