Live Earth: The Concerts for a Climate in Crisis, a 24-hour, 7-continent concert series designed to “trigger a global movement to solve the climate crisis,” took place on Saturday and boy was I inspired. Who better to tell me how I can save the planet by commuting to work on a donkey than a bunch of actors and musicians who arrived on private jets? Nobody, that’s who. I could barely even wait to get home to throw my appliances out the window and start collecting rainwater after seeing Fergie sing a song about big girls not crying and Kanye West butcher The Police. Congratulations, Earth! Help is on the way!
Cameron Diaz and Al Gore: