Catherine Bell Chopped Her Nose Off




Catherine Bell used to look like this. Which is pretty damn hot (for a Scientologist). But now she looks like…

this:

I barely know who this chick is, and based on her resume, neither do you, but I know “desperate” when I see it. Apparently she thought looking more like The Jacksons was going to give her career a boost, but all it’s doing is making me sing Billie Jean while I wear a white suit and pet a tiger. Sorry, Catherine. I do look sexy, though.

Note: Michael Jackson’s mother’s name is Katherine. Coincidence? When Catherine starts spelling her name “Katherine,” I’ll let you know.

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By jenny, July 18, 2007 74 comments