Britney’s new job as her own publicist is going great, because nothing says “I’m the picture of mental health” like stripping down to your bra and panties and jumping in the ocean when your surrounded by paparazzi 24/7. Maybe this is Britney’s elaborate way of showing us she finally has a new friend and a pair of panties. Or a new prescription. Whatever it is, she obviously thinks she looks hot, so good thing for her I wasn’t there. My lip gloss is poppin’.
Update: Some hi-res, in focus sexiness:
Update: Nice pubes.