Britney Spears is Spending Quality Time

What should be heartwarming pictures of Britney Spears taking time out to spend with her kids are basically pictures of Britney in the backyard on a smoke break. I guess it doesn’t really matter because these kids have no idea who she is. All they know is that some barefoot drunk lady comes around every few weeks and feeds them fast food and second hand smoke. They’ll probably start thinking about how they’re gonna push her off a cliff before she blows all her money. Having Britney Spears as a mom has got to be bad enough, but inheriting a bag of wigs and 8 million Marlboro Miles would just be insulting, man.

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