Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, I Know Who Killed Me, came out this weekend and critics the world over are singular in their praise:
Who could’ve predicted a bust for alleged cocaine possession, vocational self-destruction, and a general display of young Hollywood stupidity would be the career highlight of Lohan’s weekend.- efilmcritic.com
There’s a fresh candidate in the running for worst movie of 2007 honors. – Hollywood Reporter
No review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed. – New York Daily News
A disaster that exerts a perverse fascination. – Variety”
Wow, not only does this movie sound totally great, it shattered box office records with a staggering opening weekend of $3.4 million! After these powerful reviews, Lindsay is sure to get an Oscar nod for her turn as a stripper who doesn’t take her clothes off then gets her leg amputated, but nobody could have imagined this film’s success. If it stays in theaters for 100 more years, it could overtake Titanic! Congratulations, Lindsay!
Lindsay rehearsing for another shitty movie: