Transformers Had a Fancy New Premiere By todd June 29, 2007

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Transformers opens July 3rd, so here are pictures from the North American premiere in Los Angeles on Wednesday. ClickPress reports:

Microspace Communications Corporation (Microspace), the leading distributor of digital cinema via satellite, today announced that it will deliver the North America premiere of DreamWorks Pictures and Paramount Pictures’ release of “TRANSFORMERS” to the L.A. Film Festival on June 27, 2007.

The exclusive pre-release screening of “TRANSFORMERS” will represent the first time a motion picture has been delivered via satellite to the L.A. Film Festival. The distribution will be one of the largest film premieres in history and will be screened simultaneously to thousands of viewers.”

I have no idea what any of that meant. All I know is that the trailer shows Megan Fox in a halter top and giant robots blowing shit up. They could show it using a sheet and a camera powered by a monkey on a tricycle and I would, at worst, be the third person in line.

Megan Fox:

Josh Duhamel and Michael Bay:

Rachael Taylor:

Shia LaBeouf:

* More pictures after the jump…

Brooke Langton:

Tyrese Gibson and Jon Voight:

April Scott:

Garcelle Beauvais:

Transformers opens July 3rd, so here are pictures from the North American premiere in Los Angeles on Wednesday. ClickPress reports: Microspace Communications Corporation (Microspace), the leading distributor of digital cinema…

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Links Like Morning in Your Eyes By jenny June 29, 2007

Paula Abdul has never been drunk in her life [Dlisted]
Penelope Cruz has a panic attack [Hollywood Rag]
Hilary Duff shows off her stuff [Popsugar]
Indiana Jones is back [Popoholic]
Paris Hilton looks like an idiot in a black wig [Hollywood Tuna]
Britney Spears still needs a bra [Egotastic]
Kathy Griffin nails Ann Coulter [City Rag]
Shia LaBeouf and Harrison Ford on the set of Indiana Jones [Just Jared]
Eve looks llike a nightmare and pleads no contest [ASL]
Jodie Sweetin bought some breast implants (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Stephen Colbert song and dance [College Humor]
Adult film stars’ favorite postitions [Horny Oyster]
Victoria Beckham’s latest upskirt shot [Taxi Driver Movie]

Paula Abdul has never been drunk in her life [Dlisted] Penelope Cruz has a panic attack [Hollywood Rag] Hilary Duff shows off her stuff [Popsugar] Indiana Jones is back [Popoholic]…

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Katie Holmes is Young and Vibrant By todd June 29, 2007

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Here’s 28 year old Katie Holmes on her way to a meeting at CAA in Los Angeles looking like a 48 year old secretary. God only knows what spaceship technology Tom Cruise used to suck every last bit of cute out this girl, but whatever it was, it seemed to have done the trick. And if you think that’s scary, try looking at her hands. Yikes. That’s not the hand of Joey Potter. That’s the hand of somebody punching out of a grave after two medical supply warehouse employees accidentally release a secret Army chemical in the air.

Here’s 28 year old Katie Holmes on her way to a meeting at CAA in Los Angeles looking like a 48 year old secretary. God only knows what spaceship technology…

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The Spice Girls Will Tour, Won’t Sing By todd June 29, 2007

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The Spice Girls reunion tour is going to be a spectacular concert experience with an incredible light show, hot costume changes and fresh dance moves. Just don’t expect any real singing. The Daily Mall reports:

They were as loud, proud and opinionated as ever. In fact there was only one moment when the reunited Spice Girls didn’t have that much to say. It was when the Daily Mail suggested they might like to sing a song. Giving their best girl power glare, they refused to take the chance to silence claims that their voices are to be digitally enhanced at their concerts. “We don’t need to prove anything. We have nothing to prove. Come and see the show if you want to see us sing,” they replied. Then one added for good measure: “We don’t like your tie.”

Man, what a complete shock. Ten years ago no one cared because it was five hot chicks with big boobs in tight skirts, now it’s just a bunch of thirty-something housewives on one-a-day vitamins. Sexiest concert ever? Oh baby you better believe it!

The Spice Girls reunion tour is going to be a spectacular concert experience with an incredible light show, hot costume changes and fresh dance moves. Just don’t expect any real…

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Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin Went out Last Night By jenny June 29, 2007

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Hey, I love Clash of the Titans as much as anyone, but that was almost thirty years ago and the last time Harry Hamlin was hot. Since then, all he’s done is deflate and look sorta creepy. Then there’s this wife of his who’s equally creepy looking, and together they’re just hard to look at without staring too long, trying to figure out exactly what’s wrong with them. If I saw them in person, I’d feel bad for staring and try to look away the same way people do when they see a burn victim or your mom.

Hey, I love Clash of the Titans as much as anyone, but that was almost thirty years ago and the last time Harry Hamlin was hot. Since then, all he’s…

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Isaiah Washington Plays the Race Card By todd June 29, 2007

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Three weeks after he was fired from Grey’s Anatomy for choking Patrick Dempsey and calling T.R. McKnight a “faggot” (both incidents occurred on set), Isaiah Washington tells Newsweek he was fired not because he was a violent, bigoted douchebag, but because he was black. Here are a few excerpts from the interview:

I apologized and showed my remorse for what I said and for the pain I caused anyone. If a black man can’t get forgiveness in this country, when so many other people like Robert Downey Jr. and the governor of California get second and third chances … I think that says a lot about race and this country where we stand.”

“Well, it didn’t help me on the set that I was a black man who wasn’t a mush-mouth Negro walking around with his head in his hands all the time. I didn’t speak like I’d just left the plantation and that can be a problem for people sometime. I had a person in human resources tell me after this thing played out that ‘some people’ were afraid of me around the studio. I asked her why, because I’m a 6-foot-1, black man with dark skin and who doesn’t go around saying ‘Yessah, massa sir’ and ‘No sir, massa’ to everyone?”

“My mistake was believing that I would get the support from my network and all of my cast mates across the board. My mistake was believing I could correct a wrong with honesty and sincerity. My mistake was thinking black people get second chances. I was wrong on all fronts.”

Ok, so here’s the thing. Regardless of what color you are, I dare you to get up from your desk right now and choke your nearest co-worker. Then when you’re done, point to one of the gay dudes in your office and scream as loud as you can that he’s a “faggot.” Make sure everyone sees and hears you do all this. If my calculations are right, not only would you get fired, but I’d say you’d have about two minutes before you get tasered and dragged out to the parking lot for the stoning.

Watch Isaiah lie about what he did after the jump.


Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl on set of 27 Dresses:

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Three weeks after he was fired from Grey’s Anatomy for choking Patrick Dempsey and calling T.R. McKnight a “faggot” (both incidents occurred on set), Isaiah Washington tells Newsweek he was…

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Lindsay Lohan is Toxic By jenny June 28, 2007

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In the least surprising news of the year, Lindsay Lohan was officially drunk and high on coke the night she crashed her Mercedes and fled the scene. TMZ reports:

According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had “nearly twice the legal limit” of alcohol and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26. In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk. Police tell TMZ Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident. After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a “usable amount” of cocaine in the car.

We’re told that the Beverly Hills Police Dept. could present the case to the Los Angeles D.A. in the next few days.”

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Brandon Davis was the D.A.? He’d tell the judge the defendant would herein be referred to as “Firecrotch” throughout the court proceedings and go on and on about Firecrotch’s clitoris size and would continue off topic like that for a while until Firecrotch got mad enough to jump on the defendant’s table, lift up her skirt and show everyone her clitoris really isn’t 7 feet long, and “only smells like diarrhea sometimes.” Real court is just too boring.

Lindsay’s gut missing cocaine on June 26th:

Watch that video of Brandon Davis after the jump in case you’re one of the two people on Earth who hasn’t seen it.

In the least surprising news of the year, Lindsay Lohan was officially drunk and high on coke the night she crashed her Mercedes and fled the scene. TMZ reports: According…

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Link is the Word By jenny June 28, 2007

Jennifer Garner showing what might be a pregnant belly [Popsugar]
Britney Spears is too young and unstable [Hollywood Rag]
First 8 minutes of Live Free or Die Hard [Popoholic]
More pictures from the Spice Girls reunion [Hollywood Tuna]
Michael Jackson is still insane, and Save Blanket! [Dlisted]
Kristen Bell is yummy in yellow [Egotastic]
More pictures of Paris Hilton smoking pot [City Rag]
Kate Bosworth workin’ at the car wash [Just Jared]
George Michael refuses to get an HIV test [ASL]
Leelee Sobiesky‘s big tits and bow tie [Drunken Stepfather]
Paris Hilton Isn’t News [College Humor]
10 Most Anticlimactic Band Reunions of All Time [Best Week Ever]
Full version of Michael Moore’s latest “Sicko” [Horny Oyster]

Jennifer Garner showing what might be a pregnant belly [Popsugar] Britney Spears is too young and unstable [Hollywood Rag] First 8 minutes of Live Free or Die Hard [Popoholic] More…

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Paris Hilton Lies to Larry King By todd June 28, 2007




Due to public outcry, every major network stopped bidding for the rights to carry Paris Hilton’s “exclusive” post jail interview, so she appeared on Larry King last night for free. Where she then told Larry King that she’s never used drugs. Ever. In her life. I’m not sure if Paris is aware of that invention called the “Internet,” but all she has to do is click here to see that, yes, she likes drugs. She likes drugs a lot. And penis. If one day science discovers a way for people to get high from giving blowjobs, we can assume Paris has two wishes left.

Watch two videos of Paris Hilton doing drugs after the jump!

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Due to public outcry, every major network stopped bidding for the rights to carry Paris Hilton’s “exclusive” post jail interview, so she appeared on Larry King last night for free….

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Britney Spears Has the Voice of an Angel By todd June 28, 2007

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Although Britney Spears agreed to perform at Cyndi Lauper’s L.A. stop on her True Colors tour with Erasure, Debbie Harry and The MisShapes, she canceled because they told her she would actually have to sing. A source tells Page Six:

There’s no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync – and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It’s not happening now.”

Without a producer’s magic wand, Britney’s voice sounds like a bag of kittens in a fire, so imagine her shock when they told her she’d actually have to sing live. Time to get excited about her big comeback, Britney fans! If you can’t wait to see it, just get your overweight friend drunk and let her stumble around to your Britney CDs. It’ll be just like being there!

Check out an awesome video full of Britney Spears not lip syncing after the jump!

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Britney wearing a thinner girl’s clothes on June 26th:

Although Britney Spears agreed to perform at Cyndi Lauper’s L.A. stop on her True Colors tour with Erasure, Debbie Harry and The MisShapes, she canceled because they told her she…

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