Apparently hell has an ice cap and Victoria Beckham can fly, because a judge had the balls to tell Paris Hilton she’s going to jail. TMZ reports:
A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in L.A. County jail for violating her probation in a reckless driving case. Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She must do the time!
An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” Witnesses inside the courtroom say that Paris’ parent, Rick and Kathy Hilton, were both visibly upset as the sentence was handed down. Kathy, we’re told, was especially distraught.
Paris will serve her sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF). She will begin her sentence on June 5.”
And this will forever be known as “the greatest day ever” until something better happens.