One of our horrendously hot readers, Chris, was sexy enough to send these pictures of Kelly Ripa riding a mechanical bull on Bourbon Street in New Orleans this past weekend. The bar was minding its own business until Kelly showed up for this photo-op, and Chris had a camera. Watching Live with Regis and Kelly is right up there with “picking up dog shit” and “getting a pap smear” on the list of things I like to do every day, so sorry if I’m not excited. Watching a yappy brat and her sidekick kiss celebrity ass and plug products is not fun for me. However, I would like to have the chance to weigh them before and after they get their makeup done, because dayam. George Hamilton and Dan Marino have nothing on these little briquettes.
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