Jessica Alba Gets Pulled Over

Jessica Alba got pulled over yesterday. I’m not sure why. Maybe for “driving without makeup,” or “hybrid car isn’t politically correct enough.” The laws in Hollywood are a lot different, so it could have been anything. After the police officer checked the trunk for smuggled illegals, I hope he was smart enough to slip her his phone number and tell her where he wants to stick his Mag-Lite and billy club. Chicks love that stuff.

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