George Clooney’s Lips are Worth $350,000




The cast of Ocean’s 13 showed up at the Cinema Against AIDS dinner in Cannes last night, and helped Sharon Stone bring in a record $7 million for the Foundation for AIDS Research. Although the group auctioned off a seven-day Mediterranean getaway on a private boat, Sharon Stone auctioned off the cast:

As Clooney and his castmates auctioned off a seven-day Mediterranean getaway on a private boat, Stone announced: “If you bid, one of these guys will come down and touch you. And you can choose which one.” But the choice was clear. With flourish – and on stage – Clooney promptly kissed the lucky girlfriend of the winning bidder, who’d ponied up $350,000.”

George Clooney is one of the biggest pimps in Hollywood, so I think my mother is just being nice when she says I’m that handsome. Because when I volunteer for charity, I’m working the concession stand. When George Clooney does it, hot women hand him bags of money to make out with him. Thanks for the complex, mom. Why don’t you just leave me alone?! I never asked to be born!


Thanks, Madison!

The cast of Ocean’s 13 today in Cannes:

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By todd, May 24, 2007 14 comments