Eva Longoria Has Sand Fleas

Here’s Eva Longoria at the “Spike For Hope” charity volleyball tournament which is supposed to help cure cancer or something. I’m not sure what crawling around looking like a dog taking a piss has to do with volleyball or curing cancer, but I do know Eva has a good strategy. When you’re 4′ 2″ which, naturally, means you suck at beach volleyball, just take off your pants. Then you can distract everyone on your team with your ass-mole and cause them to lose. I forgot where I was going with this because I really don’t give a shit about Eva Longoria, so here are some pictures…

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