It’s always good when pictures of a hot A-list actress on the beach frolicking in a bikini show up online, but in the meantime, here’s Uma Thurman. Sorry. The only good thing about these pictures is that I never knew her boobs were that big. Too bad I had to scroll down to see the whole thing. Yikes. Xerxes couldn’t gather an army of hair and makeup artists big enough to convince me this thing is a sex symbol. Next to Kirsten Dunst and Sarah Jessica Parker, Uma Thurman has to be ugliest “Hollywood beauty” alive. Seriously, these three should be scaring away crows, not telling you not to hate them because they’re beautiful.