Steven Tyler Says Hello To His Little Friend

Here’s Steven Tyler arguing with his penis over whether or not it’s gonna happen tonight with this young, watery tart. Steven wants to get some, “I’m still young enough, I swear…” action and his dick would rather hold the remote and flip back and forth between a senior public access show and Cocoon. My guess is Cocoon won, because all old rocker penises agree Steve Guttenberg not-sex, alien sex scenes trump any Steven Tyler sex. And let’s not even talk about shirtless Wilford Brimley. Oh God, it’s getting hot in herrreee…



Note: I realize this set is a couple months old, but the shot of Steven’s dong was new to me, so it got posted. You know you love it.

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