Currently travelling the country as part of the Stop Global Warming College Tour, Sheryl Crow posted a recent entry on her blog to reveal her ingenious solution to global warming:
I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating…Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit…”
You know, this Stop Global Warming tour has really opened a lot of people’s eyes. Just like Sheryl Crow. It has really made her a champion for the environment. Unlike her regular concert tours where she travels with three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars. Yeah. Maybe she should spend less time preaching to me about how I should wipe my ass with a sock or pine cone, and more time not crop dusting the ozone layer with exhaust.
Update: Somebody told Sheryl Crow that she sounded like an idiot so she made up this story to sound less stupid.