Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary Spice, gave birth to a 5 lbs. 4 oz. baby girl shortly after midnight this morning at Saint John’s Hospital in Santa Monica. Her rep said:
The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting. No name has been decided on as yet and she is purely known as Baby Brown.”
The father was unavailable for comment, because no one seems to know who the father is. Brown thinks it’s Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy thinks it’s not Eddie Murphy. So yeah, glad all this could be worked out before the kid was born. What a great life she’s gonna have! Her mom sleeps around, and she calls her grandpa “Dad.” You only need two words to see how this is going to end up: exotic dancing.
Scary Spice at the beach a while ago. Sorry: