Pamela Anderson is Confusing

Last week, Pamela Anderson was in Hawaii looking like a chewed up catcher’s mitt. Then she showed up yesterday looking like this. Man, what the hell? My penis has just thrown his hands up at this point. He doesn’t know what to think anymore. Her body looks like something out of a damn comic book. I wonder if you would lose count if you tried to count the number of erections on that beach. Guys on a beach haven’t lost that much from their heads since the Normandy invasion.

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