Lauren Conrad is Almost a Porn Star

Laguna Beach and The Hills stars(?), Lauren Conrad and soon to be ex-con, Jason Wahler, allegedly have a sex tape. Wahler is rumored to be trying to sell it before he’s locked up. But Conrad claims that’s just a rumor. She tells US magazine:

There is no sex tape that exists.”

Translation: “Holy shit, I really hope this doesn’t get out because I told my mom I’d never do anal. And I didn’t get a Brazilian that week, and you can totally see my roots, and my thighs look fat, and how can I explain that stuff on my face, and like omg did you see the last episode of Grey’s Anatomy?!? Girl, I know! Izzie and George, can you believe it?!”

The Hills Live Finale Party on April 2nd:

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