In the upcoming issue of Glamour magazine, Kate Beckinsale says she would love to trade bodies with Queen Latifah for a day because the rapper has “gigantic real breasts”. She says:
I am so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn’t have them, either. If I had them, I’d run up and down flights of stairs!”
Uh, I really hope she was being sarcastic. Either that, or she was pulling names out of a hat, because that might be the first time that those words have ever been spoken. Like my mom telling me I can stay up past 9 on a weeknight or a girl telling me to hurry up and finish. Some things you just don’t expect to hear.