Here’s Jessica Alba filming a commercial for Revlon, and to be honest, I thought it was scientifically impossible for Jessica Alba to look bad. Turns out I was wrong. I can’t tell if she’s supposed to be post-op or pre-op. I have no idea what wearing a see through dress and granny panties has to do with selling makeup, but I don’t need Jessica Alba’s ass to tell me that Fabulash mascara makes me flirty and sexy. That’s right, baby! Don’t hate!