Halle Berry received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday, becoming the 2,333 person to receive the honor. I don’t know if you picked up on it, but I said “honor” sarcastically because this whole thing is basically a scam. People who get stars are usually “nominated” and “sponsored” by film studios or recording studios who pay a $25,000 “fee” to the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce. This, of course, has nothing to do with me wanting to desperately have sex with Halle Berry. My penis said it sucks that she’s almost menopausal, but we both agreed that she’s so damn hot, he wouldn’t be in there long enough to tell anyway.
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