Trust me when I say this, nobody hates Britney Spears more than we do, so this gonna be hard. From the neck down, she looks….ugh, I can’t bring myself to say it. Sorry. No amount of plastic surgery is gonna convince me that she magically doesn’t smell like Cheetos and an ashtray anymore. No matter how the body looks, it can’t make up for the that face, that wig, and that fuckin’ hat. Damn you, Britney! How dare you make me question which part of my body I want to slap you with?
Note: Diet and exercise? No. Good old fashioned LipoDissolve treatments and plastic surgery.