Britney is Still Not Home With Her Kids

These boots are made for walking,

and that’s just what they’ll do.

One of these days I’m gonna take them off,

and they will smell a lot like poo.

Update: Here’s where I won’t be on May 2nd and May 3rd … in case you were wondering.

Update: Apparently I missed the sexiest picture yesterday. You’re welcome!

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