So, here’s Beyonce pretending to be Tina Turner on the Today show this morning. A lot of people have tried to convince me that Beyonce is hot, but sorry guys. I mean, I sat there, I tried, but I don’t wear enough Sean John or Fubu to think Jamal Lewis with a wig is sexy. But that never stopped me from going to black strip clubs in Atlanta with a trash bag full of dollar bills. Better grab an umbrella, cuz I’m ’bout to make it rain up in here!
Bonus: Here’s another close-up of Beyonce’s lace front wig, if you’re interested.