Tori Spelling Had a Baby Boy

Tori Spelling gave birth in a Los Angeles hospital last night to 6 lbs., 6 oz. boy named, Liam Aaron McDermott. Tori’s mother tells People:

Words can’t describe the joy and elation I feel at this truly happy even. I am looking forward to doting on my new little grandson and all the memorable fun that comes with it.”

Well, whatever, she’s been pregnant for like two years now so it’s about time. You have to feel bad for the kid, though. Even with plastic surgery his mom still looks like something off Fraggle Rock. When the doctor pulled him out, Liam was quoted as saying, “Wait, that’s her? Jesus dude, if I lay perfectly still can you just play along?”