It’s a slow news day, so here are Gemma Atkinson and Roxanne Pallett in bikinis. Unlike the great nation of America, I don’t know much about England except for the fact they seem to have the market cornered on untalented white girls with huge tits. Am I missing something or did we not win the Revolutionary War? England has Keeley Hazell and Kelly Brook. We have Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. We also have the Barrett M468 and the F-22 Raptor. So, what exactly are we waiting for?
Update: Oops, a little late warning – one of these is NSFW thanks to a topless sunbather in the backgroud.