Lindsay Lohan is Drunk and Dangerous

Although Lindsay Lohan recently completed a 30 day rehab program, it hasn’t stopped her from getting drunk every night this week since she’s been in New York. During her stay, she’s hit every major hotspot and a paparazzo with her car. Page Six reports:

The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was “drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes.” She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson. Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, “Lindsay’s doing fine. She’s taking her life day by day.”

Seriously, this is Lindsay. What else is she gonna do? She isn’t going to wake up one day and read to blind orphans or protest against landmines. More than likely, she’ll wake up in a ditch with her panties around her ankles and a condom in her hair.

Lindsay running someone over on Tuesday. Notice her compassion!


Lindsay and her whore mom, Dina Lohan, shopping a couple days ago:

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