Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law Get it On

Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law reportedly spent all weekend together at club, The Box, sparking rumors the pair are dating. Page Six reports:

She called Jude at 1 in the morning,” said our spy, “and met him at The Box.” The next night, Lohan hit Cipriani Downtown for dinner, stopped by Beatrice Inn, and met up later with Jude at The Box again – this time joined by Law’s pals Sean Penn and Tim Robbins. “They are adoring one another’s company,” said one sly observer, who could not confirm or deny any “dating.”

Based on what I know about Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law, I wouldn’t say “dating” as much as I would say “drunken sex.” These two are basically perfect for each other. Jude Law would have sex with a couch if he was alone for five minutes and Lindsay’s vagina is Hollywood’s own Ellis Island.

Lindsay on March 10th:

Drunk driving?

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