Lindsay Lohan and singer James Blunt are rumored to be an item after the two were spotted together in L.A. last week on three separate occasions:
…At Teddy’s Wednesday night, then Lohan’s place very late Wednesday night and early Thursday morning, and finally the singer’s hotel room around 3 a.m. Saturday morning…We spotted Blunt ourselves at Elton John’s birthday bash in NYC Saturday night without girlfriend Petra Nemcova. When we asked Nemcova’s rep if the two had split, he said: “I have no idea.” Lohan’s rep didn’t respond.”
It’s Lindsay Lohan, so it’s safe to assume that James Blunt has banged her, at minimum, 40 times now. 55 if you count oral. Why? Who the hell knows. He’s practically engaged to super hot model Petra Nemcova, and Linday’s vagina practically looks like Stargate. Nice one, buddy. James Blunt isn’t really a good looking guy, so needing to use an arm floatie instead of a condom really isn’t going to help his self-esteem.
James Blunt and Petra Nemcova in Beverly Hills:
Update: People.com has confirmed that James Blunt and Petra Nemcova broke up.