Joss Stone Wants You to Look at Her

Joss Stone has been trying very hard to attract attention lately since she needs to sell her new CD, and producers like Dallas Austin have been helping quite a bit. Here she is doing her best Rainbow Brite impression and giving people a nice view up her skirt. I tried to care, but I don’t live in Care-A-Lot and I’m not a Care Bear. This trophy with a star on it which is tattooed on my chest is only there because I’m a champ. Plus, the guy who put it there while I was passed out drunk was really impressed by my oral skills. Don’t question me.

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