Joss Stone is a Track Whore



I only barely know who Joss Stone is, but that’s probably because I’m not a producer. Because according to this video of Dallas Austin, if I was a producer, Joss Stone would have sex with me in exchange for tracks. I’ve never heard one of Joss Stone’s songs, so I’m guessing sex isn’t her strong suit. This chick supposedly has a great voice, so it’s weird that she doesn’t have a hit, but a talentless fug like Fergie is all over the radio. I guess that’s what happens when you’re too stuck up to do anal.

Update: Random Joss Stone bikini candids. Because they were there.

Update: About Dallas Austin on Christina Aguilera:

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