Here are Jessica Simpson, John Mayer and a yellow bag leaving Piccolino on March 15th. Don’t they look happy? Poor John has turned from somewhat cool and sorta cute musician-guy to miserable, looks like he’s dying of AIDS guy. And what’s in the bag? I realize it’s not as big as it looks since Jessica is just over 3 feet tall – in heels, but that thing is carrying a heavy load. Wigs? Boots? Ken Paves? Proactiv? No, no Proactiv in there. And no kisses for Jessica, either. No wonder she pouts all the time.