To be honest with you, I was all set to make fun of Heather Mills on the premiere of Dancing With the Stars last night, but somehow her leg managed not to fly off and hit anyone. I was only able to fight off the depression because she actually said her job was “animal rights campaigner.” Uh, I’d go with hobby. Heather Mills is a millionaire because she spread her leg for Paul McCartney. Most animal rights activists I know are into Phish and recycling and not getting real jobs.
Stacy Keibler was on Season 2 and has both of her legs: